Who would’ve thought the biggest plot twist in the impeachment trial wouldn’t be the evidence……but the menu.

One senator says, “Wala kaming pondo para sa pagkain.”

Another says, “May P22.6 million pa, pero procurement law.”

Another asks, “Saan kukunin ang pambayad?”

At this point, the Senate isn’t hearing an impeachment case. It’s conducting a food committee meeting.

Forget the Articles of Impeachment. We’re now debating the Articles of Catering.

Soon, someone will file a Motion to Admit Chicken Adobo, opposed on the grounds that it didn’t undergo public bidding.

The prosecution is preparing evidence. The defense is preparing arguments. The internet?It’s waiting for the buffet review.

Only in the Philippines can a constitutional crisis become a discussion about lunch.Hindi pa tapos ang impeachment… pero mukhang busog na ang social media sa kakatawa.